Thurston Last here, there and everywhere. It is a pleasure to be in your home. A cup of tea? No thank you, I don't drink hot drinks. Yes, Dallas is well too. She is a little shy to reveal herself to you, although when she hits the big screen you will be wondering why. I haven't been riding my motorcycle lately - not enough cash to keep it registered. Still it looks grand don't you think.
I am going to be turning 26 next March. Old man, I know - am starting to feel it too.  Stop looking at my receeding hairline - I get enough flack about it at home. Christmas is looming is oppressive head around the corner. I am going to be ready this year.
  I can't figure what all the hype is about the year 2000, though. If all these religious nuts are saying that spiritual enlightenment is going to change peoples lives, why is it waiting till that day. Why not today? I can't figure. I, for one, am going to hide out some where so those nutters like L.Ron. Hubbard can't get me. Hope you'll remain sane - you seem nice enough. Look I have to go and watch paint dry so I will catch you later. Feel free to invite me back any old time. Thanks. I'll be waiting for your call. Ciao 4 now.